I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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