When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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