Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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