He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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