real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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