at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So. Much. Porn.
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