Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can't turn off my feet"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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