You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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