do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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