We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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