You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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