So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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