Christians are straight up FREAKS
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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