do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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