Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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