Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
