Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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