Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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