i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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