apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we're making bets on your personal life
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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