Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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