Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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