she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
