Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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