I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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