im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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