Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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