You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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