google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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