No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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