You surviving the open bar?
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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