just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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