There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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