We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You can't special order awesome
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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