I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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