I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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