honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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