Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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