what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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