I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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