I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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