pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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