Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Randomize
