absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm always down for nudity.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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