you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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