I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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