I need help removing her.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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