Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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