Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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