think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Hippo gnu deer
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize
